Booking Info & Inquiries for Singing & Speaking:

I am happy & able to perform at your next party, wedding, festival, burlesque or variety show, social justice/body positive/feminist themed caucus or convention. My rates vary depending on the location, medium, and length of time.  I aim to keep my prices accessible but fair.
Sorry, I no longer perform sideshow. 

  •  For a singing performance, you can expect a backing track on a specified medium (mp3, .wav, thumb drive, CD), meticulously chosen costume & makeup depending on the theme of the show, and a bel-canto/musical theatre voice in the mezzo soprano range. (See samples of my performance HERE.)

  •  Speaking gigs usually call for more subdued appearance (unless stated otherwise) and a rehearsed speech on the topic or yours or my choosing.

For all inquiries + PayPal donations & payments:
Email me at LittleBearSchwarz@gmail.com.

To book me for music in the Seattle-Tacoma area:

  • $50 per song/act 

  • $75 per two songs

  • $100 per half-hour

  • For longer acts, please specify in email

To book me for a speaking gig in the Seattle-Tacoma area:

  • $50 for a 5-10 minute speech

  • $100 for panel discussion

For all gigs outside the Sea-Tac area within WA, OR, ID, BC:

  • Aforementioned performance prices

  • BoltBus, Greyhound, or gas fare

  • if overnight, lodging OR a guest room 

  • access to food, restrooms & changing/makeup space at venue

For all gigs outside driving range:

  • Aforementioned performance prices

  • Plane or bus fare

  • Lodging 

  • access to food, restrooms & changing/makeup space at venue

Unable to book?  Consider pledging to my Patreon!

  • Only $2 per creation!

  • 7-10 minute videos of me singing an aria or ballad + discussing contemporary issues!

  • 1-3 videos per month!

  • You can set a monthly cap of as little as $2!